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Two saddlebags gone missing,but no sweat.

Posted by Meadow Flower on June 26, 2014 at 4:07am in Main Chat

I was just telling s/one here on 30 bad about my 2 saddlebags,that have gone missing from the sides of my hips and thighs,even if I was holding onto them for dear life for decades.

Good riddance I'd say.I don't care who is responsible for the 'theft'.

I definitely don't want them back.They were too bulky and unsightly for my liking anyway,should have gotten rid of them long ago and besides....

they were leather and NOT VEGAN.

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  • Justin Boshans July 14, 2014 at 4:10am

    This thread is just amazing haha. Good job on getting fit XD.

  • Meadow Flower July 10, 2014 at 1:17am

    Thank you for all the replies.I'm sorry that I'm late answering but I have been waiting for the police ID-kit report,compiled about the s/bag thief.I thought it would be nice for those who are looking forward to loose theirs.They can now be on the lookout for him.

    The whole report is far too dry and long to post here,so I just incl all the JUICY RAW bits.

    His real name (apparently) is TUTTI-FRUTTI,but nobody knows for sure as he also goes by and signs himself with several aliases.Mr. BANANA seems to be his favorite or Mr CUCUMBER (uses  it when he is feeling 'cool',which is most of the time).Mr AVOCADO comes in handy,when he takes the law into his own hands,like Robin Hood did,in this corrupt world of ours.He has numerous Merrymen/women as accomplices and they are all GREEN.(Some call them Vegan).He seems to invent more aliases with a drop of a FRUIT.

    He does snatch peoples saddlebags at the moment,but following his Modus Operandi,the police psychiatrist predicts that he is going to eventually snatch love handles as well as he is bound to get his kicks "a bit higher up".

    His physical characteristics are as follows:

    His HEAD is MELON like, PINK-LADY-APPLE CHEEKS (esp when he's running),ORANGE flaming hair with a CARROT tinge,hands (some say)like LADYFINGERS,others say hands like HANDS of BANANAS (S-M-L-XL,depending on his SALT intake for the day),he wears a T-shirt with a picture of a 2pd LETTUCE printed on(a very HARTERY friendly image)

    If anyone has any more info on him or his whereabouts,the police should be notified immediately.

    Verdict:Should we let the MANGO free,if caught in the act,post your comments.

    WINDLORD: The police description does not fit the BANANA thief,that you posted earlier.There's no evidence that BT is the guilty one.I have no legal experience (except my moon is in Libra) but I can say there are many eye witnesses to testify otherwise.

    PK:There's an imminent alert for all love handle holders in this police report,everybody watch out.

    Peter Csere:I thought that I was too young at66 to join the HD club,but thanks for invite.

    • PK > Meadow Flower July 14, 2014 at 6:16am

      LOL Meadow Flower, 

      Well I have not found the thief unless it was that alien invasion taken care of by Dr. Who.  

      Is this the love handles we are looking for?  Do you have any interest in having them back, or should we let them board the mother ship?

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      Peace, PK

      • Meadow Flower > PK July 17, 2014 at 11:03pm

        Pk.Did you not know that the aliens need lovehandles for training purposes ( aliens have a dastardly plan which involves for them to be able to masquerade as humans later,when they plan to take over the Earth) and I don't mean weight-lifting.

        Only homo sapiens can be recognized by it's love handles,(weather used or not).No other species on earth has this intriguing feature,

        but no more when the alien plan works out if it ever does.I suggest the following:

        In the end our only salvation from alien take-over, would be perhaps for all to go love handleless.(Then we could recognize the aliens as THEY would then be the only ones wearing them).

        That is what we are going towards(foiling the alien's plans) if this eating of fruit alone is going to get hold of as a permanent lifestyle for everybody.

    • Nicole Leonard > Meadow Flower July 10, 2014 at 2:06am

      Oh my goodness! I can't stop laughing!

  • Hailey July 7, 2014 at 2:21pm

    :D 

  • Peter July 7, 2014 at 12:17pm

    The fruit monster was responsible for the 'theft'.

    • Meadow Flower > Peter July 10, 2014 at 1:23am

      Peter,you are wellcome to call him anything you want.Serves him right.

  • Laura Widder July 7, 2014 at 11:53am

    I was just saying the other day that my cellulite seems to be slowly disappearing!! And I rarely work out lately hahaha broke my toe and even just walking is painful, so the running has been dropped.  Just do other things for now.  Life is good :)

    • Meadow Flower > Laura Widder July 10, 2014 at 1:21am

      Watch out Laura.In your incapacitated condition you're a prime TARGET for the s/bag cum love handle snatcher!Just a friendly warning.

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