what dosha is my donkey?

this is my donkey mate,maybe a visual of his body shape will help with the ayurvedic dosha diet plan? we meet up most weeks when im help'n out on me mates cert organic farm. today i ate peaches with donk at lunch break. donk likes peaches. donk likes celery. donk likes the grasses i pull from the part of the paddock he cant reach.donk has a slim waist but large belly. what dosha type is he? would he be fast oxidiser or slow oxidiser? i noticed his nose was running after he ate a peach today. is that candida? they were sweet peaches? should i buy donk a colonic voucher? has anyone had much experience giving donkeys colonics? maybe i should ask matt monarch?what supplements would work best for donk if he turns out to be vata? mmm, i suspect kapha but my friend thinks pita..any ayurveda guru's out there that can help a confused newbie on dosha diagnosis of a donkey?i dont wanna hurt my donk with my lack of up to date dosha awarness? are there any ayurvedic doctors that could help donk decide if he works better on low GI or medium chain amino acid blockers with half dosage of unhybrid tibetan caterpillar cordiceps mixed with purple corn flour from peruvian shamanistic farmers?so no colonics? what about gall bladder flush for a vata type donkey that is a slow oxidiser the first week of the month then has a sublte modulating effect on the yin grasses he is eating and becomes more precipitated into a fast oxidiser requiring more proteinaceous substances. perhaps e3 live shots could help during this phase of donkey nutrition? but then again i think its all about biophoton energy in that paddock and wether or not donkey is in touch with his kundalini spirits...mmm, what to do? maybe donkeys could be more advanced if they ate meat? maybe a smoothie from gold fish, butter, and whey protein isolates for a protein kick? how can i tell if my donkey is protein deficient? maybe if i tought him how to build a spear, he could start spearing kangaroos and then eat meat and advance his brain and learn how to drive a car? he could pick me up and drive me to bike races...go cruz'n with the donkster..hey donk, lets pop the topand hit the organic shop..

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olivia April 23, 2009 at 2:18pm

absurdly hilarious! :)
Nicole April 23, 2009 at 2:08pm

WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
Balazs April 23, 2009 at 9:46am

Awesome post! sadly its happenning with us not just with poor donkeys :) The only species on earth that needs doctors and scientist or gurus or etc to tell us what we supposed to eat. And they tell as that we are the most evolved....
peace
Audrey Walker April 23, 2009 at 9:27am

This is hilarious! Love it!!
BigG. April 19, 2009 at 5:12pm

:-) thanks
Josh h. April 19, 2009 at 4:16pm

man thats so awesome that you have had the oppertunity to help and feed that donkey DR
DURIANRIDER April 19, 2009 at 3:32pm

when i first came to this farm, that donkey was so timid. over the years we have built up trust of each other. sweet fruit disolves all borders..
Sultana April 19, 2009 at 1:15am

Nah, I think you should give donk some miso soup and open up the chi energy in his meridians with some acupuncture.

Though I think it's only fair to warn you that most donkeys resist sharp little needles being stuck in their hide... watch your head.
- greenghost > Sultana April 19, 2009 at 6:06am
  
  Awwwwwwww! I love the little shy donkey!
  Thanx Durian & dtg for posting the video here!
  Now I'm going to take your advice & get myself outside & enjoy this beautiful day :)
WildBodyKev January 10, 2009 at 7:14pm

Naw man...donk needs greens and grasses. I don't think ayurveda applies to donkeys. Only humans because we aren't part of the animal kingdom...special rules apply to us.

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